http://www.assburger.org/ current projects at Assburger Tue Nov 15 14:08:04 EST 2005 the hand of billy http://www.assburger.org/lynndie/ Burger King produces a disturbing Star Wars / Gulf War themed Kid's Meal toy. Tue Nov 15 14:07:50 EST 2005 http://www.assburger.org/defcon-13/ Defcon 13 Schedule Data has been lovingly snarfed, distilled, and re-rendered. Available for Palm Desktop, iCal, Outlook, or raw XML. Mon Jul 25 03:29:10 EDT 2005 http://www.assburger.org/ical/ I've noticed that Apple's iCal horribly blows its only real function in life. Namely, telling me what day it is. Sat Jun 18 01:05:46 EDT 2005 http://www.assburger.org/iaudio-u2/ I really dig my new MP3 Player, an iAudio U2 (1GB). I made an icon for it to make it identifiable among all of my drives. Mon Feb 21 15:05:21 EST 2005 http://www.assburger.org/srilanka.html Sri Lanka: OBL fan positions himself to be photographed by Agence France-Presse. 29 Dec 2004 http://www.assburger.org/conman This program, when loaded with a convention's prepared schedule database, will notify user what's going on RIGHT NOW, and buzz when events marked "interesting" are coming up. Loaded with full event descriptions and speaker bios. (GPL license) 19 Jul 2004 28 Jan, 2004 http://www.assburger.org/prepu When the pain of deep URLs flares up, turn to Preparation-U. Assburger Research's Preparation U uses Common Gateway Interface technology to deliver a perly dose of columnar relief to your terminal. Now, that may sound like a bunch of medical mumbo-jumbo to you, but you can just remember that Preparation-U spells relief. http://www.assburger.org/cgi-bin/markoff/markoff Assburger Research proudly presents Markov Markoff. the Markoffian NYT tech article generator. 01 Feb 2004 http://assburger.org/discovery.html Assburger Researchers have recently found that the Discovery Store website's "Toys and Games" section has a list of Boys' toys and a list of Girls' toys. As lifelong nerds, we at Assburger have suffered accute azuritis of the testicles as a direct result of the exclusion of females from the sciences. We've compiled a list of Boy and Girl toys, highlighting the differences between the boy list and the girl list. Almost none of these choices make sense. Vive la diff(1). 15 Dec 2003 http://www.cybertraque.com Assburger Research is hard at work producing a parody musical of Takedown. Working title is "The Lyin' King". 05 Aug 2003